ARE YOU IN OR OUT?

You know you are in the

"Culture Of Death"

when:
You think that your body belongs to you

AND
that there are Catholic

"Gray Areas"

You often ask people with normal sized Catholic families:

"Do you know what causes that?"

You say:

We only want two kids,

then were going to get daddy fixed!

You think

"Remember Thy Pill"

is the 11th commandment.

You think the saying,

"Do Your Own Thing" is in the Bible.

You think the saying,

"Don’t worry, God will understand"

is in the Bible.

You voted for:

Arnold "The baby Terminator" Swarthnegger.

ARE YOU A PROTESTANT?

Webster has it right.

Many of you are probably attending mass in a Catholic Church that is actually Protestant.

Most Catholics are actually Protestants.

Protestants are, (if they are baptized) "Christians" who are protesting against the word of Jesus.